Aaron Schneider
This website is owned by one of the Aaron Schneider's currently living on this planet, also known as spaceship earth. This Aaron Schneider is different from the aaronschneider.com Aaron Schneider, whom I've never met and for some reason harbor ill will towards. Maybe it's because I tried to contact that Aaron Schneider to tell him to clean up his website a little bit (what's with the porn?!), because he is inadvertantly causing bad reputation to this Aaron Schneider. Anyway, here's my real page, which will probably ruin the reputation of some famous other Aaron Schneider.
This Aaron Schneider's Home Page
If you're wondering what I look like, here's a pic of my hand & calf: